Cursed Kitchen

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Fresh from the void.

Questionable recipes. Undeniable vibes.

Chaotic old‑lady doll. Flirtatious, slightly cursed, always hungry.

“Buh bye, babies.” — usually after causing problems on purpose.

Sweet mermaid with a skeleton head. Thinks she’s a Disney princess, and we do not correct her.

“Every day is a musical if you sing first.”

The host with the fingers and the off‑camera mouth. Wields knives, sarcasm, and questionable life choices.

“If it’s edible, it’s eligible.”

Modern weird internet, spliced with VHS static and cozy horror. We test edible ideas so you don’t have to… but we probably will anyway.

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